Good Joke

**ThackerSS** · 05-19-2006, 01:40 PM

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back"

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

**Spaz** · 05-19-2006, 02:56 PM

**ss~zoso~ss** · 05-19-2006, 03:20 PM

that is a good one, lmao

**Kjz99z28** · 05-19-2006, 03:51 PM

**502ci** · 05-19-2006, 06:54 PM

**gettin sideways** · 05-19-2006, 07:08 PM

**SexOnWheels** · 05-19-2006, 07:53 PM

**third_shift|studios** · 05-19-2006, 08:45 PM

oh c'mon...it was mediocre at best.

**CaptainCaveMan** · 05-20-2006, 05:01 AM

That was fuckin' great.

**illcul8troffcr** · 05-21-2006, 12:33 AM

Hilarious... I have one for all of you fans of all of the bullshit with the border issues and the war..

There was an american, a mexican, and an Iraqi sitting at a bar taking shots. The mexican drank his shot, threw the glass into the air and shot it blasting the shot glass into a million pieces. The american and iraqi asked him "why the hell did you do that?" The mexican replied "Where Im from we have so many glasses that we never have to use the same one twice."

After this, the Iraqi slammed his shot, threw his glass in the air and he too blasted his shot glass into a million pieces. The american and mexican asked him "why the hell did you shoot yours?"

The Iraqi said "I live in the desert and have soo much sand that we can make so many glasses that we never have to use the same one twice."

Well the american sat there for a second thinking, then he threw his shot glass in the air and shot the Iraqi and the Mexican dead then caught the glass.

Why did he shoot them you ask? "Where Im from we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we never have to drink with the same two twice."

What do you think?