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    got sodomized

    by my bikes seat. I was feeling fit and strong yesterday night that i decided to take my bike out of storage and go for a good ol 20 mile ride. 3.5hrs later my legs are dead n my ass hurts....I took a long hour hot shower and i still feel dirty

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    As someone who does both, monkey butt is way worse shifting back and forth on the gripper seat of my Honda than a bicycle. Gooch is cherry red and painfull for weeks

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    lol, i'm guessing that just meant you got NO pussy

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    ^ riding too long and getting impailed in the gooch by a handle bar. That's what showing off infront of people (sisters ex) gets you. Ended up walking behind the bike straight up at 30, it flipped forward and the handle bar/brake lever stabbed me in the gooch. Everytime I looked at my dick for atleast a month it would say "leave me the hell alone", or atleast I think it did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zero_proto View Post
    20 miles in 3.5 hours, wtf? That is uber slow????????????
    unless it's in the dirt

    I've done some long rides on my supermoto with a stock seat and it's gotta be over 10hrs for my ass to hurt now.
    Maybe you don't ride often enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zero_proto View Post
    20 miles in 3.5 hours, wtf? That is uber slow????????????
    this first half was done in about an hour moslty downhill through crowded streets(friday night in socal) on the way back it was uphill and with ass bleeding, i couldnt sit on the seat anymore, i tried the one bunn on the seat technique but couldnt pedal.

    And this my first time biking in maybe 10 years, poor legs died

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