Have you ever hooked up with a cougar?

**TLS_Addict** · 01-11-2012, 08:59 AM

Her mom must not love her daughter. lol

You were in what your wife was in.......!

**TLS_Addict** · 01-11-2012, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by konigandy6

Just laid there like a dead fish and took it.... And I was just staring off into space constantly asking myself what the hell I was doing.

1. Getting laid
2. Revenge
3. Getting laid
4. Not on LS1.com
5. Getting laid

**konigandy6** · 01-11-2012, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

I bet you finished though........so it couldnt have been that awkward. hahaha

Any guy can back me up on this... but that moment you get your nut.... that moment of clarity.... the moment you realize what you've just done. FML!!! lol but oh hell yes I finished.

**Lunatikgixxer** · 01-11-2012, 09:06 AM

If shes old enough to pee shes old enough for me

**GTP231** · 01-11-2012, 09:40 AM

pedophile

**CJREX** · 01-11-2012, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by konigandy6

I hooked up with my ex mother in law a month after the divorce was final... I was 25, she was 50. Other than that, I hooked up with a 34 yr old when I was 26.... That's about all I've treaded away from my age bracket.

This comment generates an incredibly disturbing mental image.

I am at a loss at how ex mother-in-law ends up naked in your bed.

Did she hate your ex too?

**GTP231** · 01-11-2012, 09:57 AM

Should've had some drinks to loosen you both up and sent your ex the video

**TLS_Addict** · 01-11-2012, 10:03 AM

Moment of clarity is half way thru the orgasm. lol

**konigandy6** · 01-11-2012, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by CJREX

This comment generates an incredibly disturbing mental image.

I am at a loss at how ex mother-in-law ends up naked in your bed.

Did she hate your ex too?

No she didn't hate her at all... she just really liked me (apparently) and alcohol played a huge factor in it happening. We haven't spoken since.

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

Moment of clarity is half way thru the orgasm. lol

that's the worst... especially when you're laying pipe to an ex and then right when you're done, you're like... why the hell did I do this!!!!

**Zinergy** · 01-11-2012, 10:29 AM

yes

**TLS_Addict** · 01-11-2012, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by konigandy6

No she didn't hate her at all... she just really liked me (apparently) and alcohol played a huge factor in it happening. We haven't spoken since.

that's the worst... especially when you're laying pipe to an ex and then right when you're done, you're like... why the hell did I do this!!!!

I see us getting along quite well. lol Cant even enjoy the thing because you are already thinking of how the hell to get our of there!

**0rion** · 01-11-2012, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by konigandy6

Just laid there like a dead fish and took it.... And I was just staring at her teeth in the cup next to the bed constantly asking myself what the hell I was doing.

fixed

**TLS_Addict** · 01-11-2012, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

fixed

This is the greatest quote fix ever on the LS1.com site.

**lawless** · 01-11-2012, 11:46 AM

What about attractive men that go after women that are over a decade younger than them? Not cougars too? lol.

**konigandy6** · 01-11-2012, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

fixed

Don't knock the gum job until you try it

**TLS_Addict** · 01-11-2012, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by lawless

What about attractive men that go after women that are over a decade younger than them? Not cougars too? lol.

I am 30 and look younger and the day before I turned 30 bagged an 18 year old. Am I a Tiger?

I used to ask ladies when I was drunk "What shaggs like a tiger and winks?" they wouldnt know so I would just wink at them. As bad and dumb as it sounds it has worked.

Originally Posted by konigandy6

Don't knock the gum job until you try it

You beat me to it..........mother (in-law) f^cker.....lol

**Lunatikgixxer** · 01-11-2012, 12:01 PM

I really cant believe you fucked your mother in law lmao. How do you even go about doing that?

**TLS_Addict** · 01-11-2012, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by Lunatikgixxer

I really cant believe you fucked your mother in law lmao. How do you even go about doing that?

The plumbing is all the same on them plus the apple doesnt fall far from the tree and if you look he said alcohol. lol

**35th-ANV-SS** · 01-11-2012, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Lunatikgixxer

I really cant believe you fucked your mother in law lmao. How do you even go about doing that?

This is something you probably should ask your parents

**konigandy6** · 01-11-2012, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

I am 30 and look younger and the day before I turned 30 bagged an 18 year old. Am I a Tiger?

I used to ask ladies when I was drunk "What shaggs like a tiger and winks?" they wouldnt know so I would just wink at them. As bad and dumb as it sounds it has worked.

You beat me to it..........mother (in-law) f^cker.....lol

I am a motherfucker...

Originally Posted by Lunatikgixxer

I really cant believe you fucked your mother in law lmao. How do you even go about doing that?

Well when the penis becomes erect, you can then put it inside a females vagina.

It just kinda happened... saw eachother at a bar, and she asked for a ride home because she was too drunk. On the way home, she asked if she could hang out at my house for a little bit because she didn't want to go home drunk. Her hand was on my junk before my door was even unlocked. I'll tell you what, afterwards, when I was driving her back to her car... not a word was spoken, sooooo awkward.