Have you ever hooked up with a cougar?

[TLS_Addict]

Not a word was spoken....does that equal road head?

Some of them are so big down there you dont need to be erect. Like puttin' your wang in an oven or a cup of warm water.

[konigandy6]

Not a word was spoken....does that equal road head?

Some of them are so big down there you dont need to be erect. Like puttin' your wang in an oven or a cup of warm water.

No street skull... mostly me just trying to think of something to say...

And yes, she was slightly hallwayed. I definitely had to find a wall to get a nut.

[TLS_Addict]

No street skull... mostly me just trying to think of something to say...

And yes, she was slightly hallwayed. I definitely had to find a wall to get a nut.

Have to move all the way to the top of it.....lol

Or pull out, drop down 1 inches and THRUST!

[konigandy6]

Have to move all the way to the top of it.....lol

Or pull out, drop down 1 inches and THRUST!

Oh it required some skill thats for sure... I only had one other girl that I had to do that with... both were mothers of 3.

[pajeff02]

So hard not to bust out laughing in my office reading this shit. Andy... you get 1 Man Point for banging your ex mother-in-law and 2 Man Points for having the balls to post the story.

[GTP231]

He could earn more if he did it again and sent the ex a video

[konigandy6]

So hard not to bust out laughing in my office reading this shit. Andy... you get 1 Man Point for banging your ex mother-in-law and 2 Man Points for having the balls to post the story.

I'm a glutten for punishment.... I've done some questionable things in my life(no homo), and I haven't regretted a single thing... Because at the very least, you get a good story out of it.

[TLS_Addict]

Oh it required some skill thats for sure... I only had one other girl that I had to do that with... both were mothers of 3.

Worst I had wasnt even a monther. She had a puffy muff that had lips like those catfish you see them catching with their arms. The 100+ lb ones with 10 inches of lips.

[konigandy6]

Worst I had wasnt even a monther. She had a puffy muff that had lips like those catfish you see them catching with their arms. The 100+ lb ones with 10 inches of lips.

I know the ones you speak of....

[35th-ANV-SS]

Guess I'll just be happy I'm handsome

[CJREX]

So hard not to bust out laughing in my office reading this shit. Andy... you get 1 Man Point for banging your ex mother-in-law and 2 Man Points for having the balls to post the story.

5 man points for pics of the ex-mother-in-law

[konigandy6]

5 man points for pics of the ex-mother-in-law

I have to find some, but I'll see what I can do... nothing will be x rated however... shit, nothing will even be PG....

[0rion]

I'm a glutten for punishment.... I've done some questionable things in my life(no homo), and I haven't regretted a single thing... Because at the very least, you get a good story out of it.

bullshit......I've seen the picture.


Cue Y2k and the picture in 5.....4.....3......2.....

[konigandy6]

bullshit......I've seen the picture.


Cue Y2k and the picture in 5.....4.....3......2.....

What happens in Vegas.....

[Lunatikgixxer]

hahaha thats hilarious. Should of got it on video

[TLS_Addict]

Guess I'll just be happy I'm handsome

Hahahaha..............

[98Hardtop]

The biggest difference was when I was 25, I hooked up with a 33 year old.

[cancam99ss]

Boom of course the oldest one was 39 when I was 21! She was my sugar mama

[35th-ANV-SS]

So Murder, did you seal the deal or what???

[CJREX]

I guess she must have popped a Geritol and wore him out.