Need ideas to win "Best offensive Halloween costume"

**TLS_Addict** · 10-11-2011, 08:39 AM

RedSuperSport............that is a good idea!

**02ragtop t/a** · 10-11-2011, 09:23 AM

Dress up as a surgeon with bloodied up scrubs carrying a metal clothes hanger with a very small doll (baby) hanging from the hook part, all bloodied up with this printed on your shirt: AIN"T NO FETUS CAN BEAT US! If that doesn't piss off a lot of people, nothing will.

**2001camaroSS** · 10-11-2011, 11:20 AM

**NeeD4SpeeD** · 10-11-2011, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by 2001camaroSS

LOLOLOL This will sure piss some people off... I like this one

**NeeD4SpeeD** · 10-11-2011, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by 02ragtop t/a

Dress up as a surgeon with bloodied up scrubs carrying a metal clothes hanger with a very small doll (baby) hanging from the hook part, all bloodied up with this printed on your shirt: AIN"T NO FETUS CAN BEAT US! If that doesn't piss off a lot of people, nothing will.

You are 100% right... If i could pull this off i think it would be sure to win!!! That should just about piss everyone off and its offensive as hell LOL

**2001camaroSS** · 10-11-2011, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by NeeD4SpeeD

LOLOLOL This will sure piss some people off... I like this one

My friend did this last year or the year before down at school and got a ton of laughs. This is just a google search picture but his looked pretty dang close to it.

**jfl330** · 10-11-2011, 02:35 PM

Always a crowd favorite.

**justinmc978** · 10-11-2011, 04:04 PM

this, with a black turtle neck and blue jeans, you are set.

**02ragtop t/a** · 10-11-2011, 05:31 PM

Put on a " BOYZ TO MEN " shirt and tell people you're making a delivery to Michael Jackson's house!

**toxik iroc** · 10-13-2011, 12:32 PM

I dont have any ideas for you but I like where t his thread is going.....hahah

o wait! you could go as obama/with a bullet hole in the head while dressin like hitler and tell ppl your so strong you could carry 20 ppl ( then pull out a bag of ashes and show em the.( if you uses some type of food for the ash it would also be funney after pulling out the bag, open it , pull a pinch out then taste some.... then let them know o wait 19... then make a comment about what race they are like if your talkin to a white person, you could be like hmm white ppl tasty.... kinda taste like skittles. and then just walk away lol

**TLS_Addict** · 10-13-2011, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by ToKiC IROC

I dont have any ideas for you but I like where t his thread is going.....hahah

o wait! you could go as obama/with a bullet hole in the head while dressin like hitler and tell ppl your so strong you could carry 20 ppl ( then pull out a bag of ashes and show em the.( if you uses some type of food for the ash it would also be funney after pulling out the bag, open it , pull a pinch out then taste some.... then let them know o wait 19... then make a comment about what race they are like if your talkin to a white person, you could be like hmm white ppl tasty.... kinda taste like skittles. and then just walk away lol

Wholy fucking debacle of sentence structure, punctuation, and spelling.

You could go as an inner city English teacher. haha

**toxik iroc** · 10-13-2011, 12:53 PM

Yeh,that's a great idea! YOU could go as the internet grammar nazti!

**Xx JEWEL xX** · 10-18-2011, 05:41 PM

Alright, I know that I am mixing two holidays here, however the Christmas song played on SNL several years ago popped in my head...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/WhwbxEfy7fg

**Nowhereman** · 10-18-2011, 10:05 PM

How about going as a giant condom; (should be easy to make a costume up) then have your OL go as a pregnancy tester...

**waldo** · 10-19-2011, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by NeeD4SpeeD

I'm sure if i could use that somehow and add an offense to womens rights im sure it'll be most offensive... That and i won't be getting laid that evening lol

Get a box of Tampons, red die and some branch’s with leaf’s still on them. Tie die’d tampons to them and go as a cotton plant.