Have you ever hooked up with a cougar?

**White Knight** · 03-02-2012, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by tnthub

Obviously you have either have no idea what you are talking about or simply have had a few bad experiences. I'm 53 and have been around far most than most younger guys and know for a fact that cleanliness has no age limit. I also know for a fact that the "beat up look" has very little to do with age.

You can be the cleanest in the world, but no 90 year old puss is gonna look or smell good. Like a beautiful strawberry, eventually it expires.

Edit: 40 and 50 can still be fine though, didn't mean to suggest that was bad.

**konigandy6** · 03-02-2012, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by jiveass

i quickly scanned through all the bs looking for "per forum rule" pics....i cant find......disappointed friday...

Sorry Mike... Don't have access to any of the ex MIL ... I am blocked from her FB and Lord knows I didn't keep any pictures of that family.

**Mean Green Z28** · 03-02-2012, 04:23 PM

Funniest thread I've read in a while!

**Badass WS6** · 03-03-2012, 05:40 AM

I'm 30 and gotta 42 year old milf wrapped around my "finger" like thigh fat on a dixie chick.

**35th-ANV-SS** · 03-03-2012, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight

Ok ok ok man, soon I will deliver the goods

What is the definition of "soon" to you?

**konigandy6** · 03-03-2012, 08:50 AM

I delivered goods for OP...

/thread

**GTP231** · 03-03-2012, 06:44 PM

Can he be banned from making anymore threads until he delivers the goods?

**konigandy6** · 03-04-2012, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Can he be banned from making anymore threads until he delivers the goods?

You may have something here... haha

**blackSS01** · 03-04-2012, 01:59 PM

I 100% agree with GTP here and that don't happen often

**tnthub** · 03-05-2012, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by White Knight

You can be the cleanest in the world, but no 90 year old puss is gonna look or smell good. Like a beautiful strawberry, eventually it expires.

Edit: 40 and 50 can still be fine though, didn't mean to suggest that was bad.

By the age of 90 I'm not sure I would be up for much of anything so anyone that old would be a complete mystery to me. I dated a 55 year old gal many years ago and she was "high, tight, and clean" and I made a habit of dating older women in my youth so I could learn about them. I then married a gal 10 years younger than myself .

Oh yea, one of the gals I dated was a nurse who told me that proper functionality and appearance has everything to do with hormones and nothing to do with age in regards to the crotch area... This particular nurse had a hysterectomy when she was 28 and I dated her when she was 40. Even back in those wild late 70s and early 80s years, this particular nurse kept her hardwood floor well maintained when the majority of ladies has a thick shag carpet.

**CJREX** · 03-05-2012, 06:27 AM

At the age of 90 I'll probably have to revert to the George Burns comment that "Sex at my age is like trying to play pool with a piece of rope".

But of course George didn't have Viagra, Cialis, and photos of Kate Beckinsale for assistance

**allbaugh_04** · 03-07-2012, 05:03 PM

**TLS_Addict** · 03-07-2012, 05:23 PM

I aint got this kinda time to wait for the OP.

**allbaugh_04** · 03-07-2012, 06:09 PM

**35th-ANV-SS** · 03-07-2012, 06:18 PM

I might start my own damn thread about hooking up with a 10+ younger girl here. This is bullshit.

**allbaugh_04** · 03-07-2012, 07:05 PM

**Murder after Midnight** · 03-08-2012, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

What is the definition of "soon" to you?

Originally Posted by GTP231

Can he be banned from making anymore threads until he delivers the goods?

Originally Posted by konigandy6

You may have something here... haha

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

I aint got this kinda time to wait for the OP.

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

I might start my own damn thread about hooking up with a 10+ younger girl here. This is bullshit.

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

Ok ok ok.......Guys I'm over here black and blue you have really busted me up(waiving white flag).........here's the thing...was supposed to hang with her a couple of weeks ago and get pic's but we didn't hang out then though....next time we hang out I'll make a new thread AND POST THE PICS FROM THE START........until then I'm gonna need ya'll to chill