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    Here I sit
    midst shit and vapor,
    just noticed some s.o.b.
    stole the toilet paper.

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    Here I sit.
    Broken hearted.
    Tried to shit.
    And only farted.

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    i fucked her standing...
    i fucked her laying...
    if she had wings...
    i'd fuck her flying...
    but now she's gone...
    but not forgotten...
    so i dug her up...
    and fucked her rotten...

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    ^^^Hahaha... That could only come from spaz...

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    Pretty little girl.
    With the pretty red shoes.
    She likes to dance.
    She like the booze.
    She lost her cherry.
    But it's no sin.
    She's still got the box that it came in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i fucked her standing...
    i fucked her laying...
    if she had wings...
    i'd fuck her flying...
    but now she's gone...
    but not forgotten...
    so i dug her up...
    and fucked her rotten...

    OMG, MY INNOCENT EARS


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    2 hours to go...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    2 hours to go...
    This day is going by sooooooo slow.

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    Bailing out early this afternoon. Actual work stopped about 30 minutes ago.

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    going to pick up my little one and then go watch how to tame a dragon and dispicalble me... both of them movies were awesome...

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    I need to soak up some sun this weekend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    going to pick up my little one and then go watch how to tame a dragon and dispicalble me... both of them movies were awesome...
    Agree. Had to buy both for my kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    going to pick up my little one and then go watch how to tame a dragon and dispicalble me... both of them movies were awesome...
    I liked Tangled too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie View Post
    We went out to dinner and I had a few glasses of wine and was a bit tipsy. I went inside as soon as we got home. While Packy was taking the baby out of the car, I dumped a glass of water in my crotch and layed down on the kitchen floor. He thought I pissed myself and passed out so he helped me up and walked me to our bedroom. Before he could get me into the bathroom, I jumped in the bed and started rolling around while he was yelling and trying to pull me out. The look on his face was priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie View Post
    I liked Tangled too.
    i haven't seen that one yet...

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    My two girls want to see that one too.....

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    45 minutes...

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    I'm home already. Course, I'm the boss....so I'm allowed.

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    Not sure what I'm doing tonight. Gotta head into town (one or the other) and get a gift for a neices bday party tomorrow.


    Jeff, I gotta enlist your service bay again. Sounds like the trans mount I put in got tore up. Gonna have to put that poly piece back in.

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