joke thread.. NWS for words, filth, dirt, rude

**Nhra Firebird** · 08-05-2008, 03:59 PM

can anybody figure out this math problem? BB+BG-p = anow

**robcas47** · 08-05-2008, 04:14 PM

what do 10,000 battered wives have in common?

they don't know when to shut the fuck up.

**ibanez7** · 08-05-2008, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

What does a fat white woman and a pile of bricks have in common?

eventually they will both get liad by a mexican.

What do you call an fat mexican woman with a bunch of kids?

pork and beaners.

LOL

**TempleU_WS6** · 08-05-2008, 04:25 PM

A photographer goes down to the south and decides to take a few pictures around town. He passes by two southern black women and ask "can i take a picture of you two?"

They comply and pose.

The photographer says, "hold on, im just going to focus."

One of the women asks, "what did he just say?"

"He said hes gonna focus."

She replys, "Bofus?"

**robcas47** · 08-05-2008, 04:33 PM

why don't you need to buy a woman a watch?

cause there's a clock on the fucking stove

**robcas47** · 08-05-2008, 04:36 PM

why do mexicans have tamales for christmas?

so they have something to unwrap

**Nhra Firebird** · 08-05-2008, 04:45 PM

It's a white guy and a black guy on the top of the empire state building and the white guy says, "if you time it right and jump off the building the wind current will blow you right back on top of the roof". The white counts to 3 and jumps off and a few seconds later he comes right back up. The black guy thinks it is awesome and wants to learn how to do it. The white guy says, "I will count to 3 and you jump and the wind will blow you right back up. The black guy says ok and waits for the white guy to count. When he gets to 3 the black guy jumps and falls all the way to the ground. A few minutes later another black guy comes up and the white guy jumps off and gets blown right back up on the roof. He tells the black guy the same story and gets him to also give it a try. The black guy jumps when he gets to 3 and he also falls to his death. This goes on for a few more hours till the cops come up and say, " superman are you messing with them niggers again"?

**MKevin3** · 08-05-2008, 04:56 PM

What is the worst part of being an AIDS researcher?

Teaching the little mice to butt fuck!

**Nhra Firebird** · 08-05-2008, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by MKevin3

What is the worst part of being an AIDS researcher?

Teaching the little mice to butt fuck!

aids is gods way of turning fruits into Vegetables.

**OreoLt1** · 08-05-2008, 04:59 PM

Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench???
The bench can support a family!

**MKevin3** · 08-05-2008, 05:02 PM

What is the difference between a hard working black man and bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been spotted

**FSANE** · 08-05-2008, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by OreoLt1

Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench???
The bench can support a family!

ooohhh Snap!!!

**OreoLt1** · 08-05-2008, 05:11 PM

Husband and wife are traveling from Georgia to North Carolina and they stop at a gas station for snacks. The husband gets out and is approached by another man. The man says, "ohh you guys traveling?" Husband says yes.

Wife in the car says,"What did he say, what did he say?" Husband says,"he asked if we were traveling!"

The man says, "ohh that's a nice car". Husband says, "thanks."

Wife says, "What did he say, what did he say?" Husband says," he said we have a nice car."

The man looks at the license plate and says, "ohh your from Georgia... man I had the worst piece of ass in Georgia!"

The wife says,"What did he say, what did he say?" Husband says,"He said he thinks he knows you!"

**OreoLt1** · 08-05-2008, 05:13 PM

Old joke but here it goes...

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Becasue they can't get it right the first time!

**OreoLt1** · 08-05-2008, 05:24 PM

Two guys go into a bar and have some drinks. When they're ready to go they don't feel like paying.

One of the guys grabs an uneaten hot dog and puts it through his pants(simulating his cock being pulled out) and the other guy begins to suck on it.

The bar tender says you fags get the hell out of my bar NOW!

The guys leave and never pay a dime and say that worked like a charm.

They do this same routine for 4 or 5 more bars. On the last bar they are both plastered and happy about what they pulled off.

The guy that was suckin on the hot dog sys to the other guy save the bad boy for tomorrow night so we can do the same then.

The guy with the hot dog says,"Hot dog......... what hot dog...... I lost that thing 2 or 3 bars ago!!!"

**kickflippin1** · 08-05-2008, 05:38 PM

what do you call black men buried in the ground up to their neck?

afro-turf.

**kickflippin1** · 08-05-2008, 05:49 PM

how do we know that adam and eve werent black?

you ever try to take a rib away from a black man?

**kickflippin1** · 08-05-2008, 05:50 PM

what do you call one black man being chased by white men?

the PGA Tour.

**kickflippin1** · 08-05-2008, 05:52 PM

what are 3 things a black man cant get?

a black eye, a fat lip, and a job.

**01ws6er** · 08-05-2008, 05:59 PM

I wanna hear what the black/spanish guys have about other races lol...?
Here are my racist jokes...

-How long does it take a black women to take a shit?

9 months

-How do you give a black women a pregnancy test?

Stick a banana inside her cooter and if it comes out half eaten you know there's a little monkey inside.

-A black man is running around, bleeding all over your front yard. What do you do?

Reload and shoot him again

All I can think of right now, but I'm sure it's enough...